Insert Bill Pullman speech here:

It's time to go America all over everybody's ass!  Come down to CrossFit Magnus for a good ol' fashioned Deadlift Party.  Heavy weights will be lifted, beverages will be inbibed, freedom will be celebrated, and assorted Communist asses will be kicked.  Feel free to bring friends, family, pets, food, drinks, and dress like a true American.

Also, the 35 most American photos ever taken.  

Happy 4th of July, everyone!